Request Translation

Request: Can you give me expected adoption rates of the new XYZ feature so we can estimate whether we have sufficient capacity to handle incoming traffic?

Translation: Can you pretend to understand the unknowable well enough to pull a random but superficially believable number out of your ass which I will crucify you with later on if it turns out that whatever I did to prepare was insufficient and/or people generally believe that the failure was my fault.

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